DUKE CANNON THE BEARD THAT STOLE CHRISTMAS GIFT SET

"Twas the night before Beardsmas, and all through the land, not a beard was disheveled, not even a strand." 
This will be the narrative for any fellow lucky enough to open The Beard That Stole Christmas Gift Set. Modeled after the candy-infused gift books of Christmas past, this treasured keepsake contains the necessary tools for the man cultivating a world champion beard, not the uncivilized brush of a crazed mountain man.